He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he’s killed someone.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I’m afraid it’s so. Cause they’re over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.

We’ve got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

I’m for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I’m for nothing else but me and you tonight.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it’s the biggest in history.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it’ll work every time.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I’m against cats in the house.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they’re all the same, these men with broken hearts.